Alice Liddell and the Cat Quotes
And how do you know that you’re mad?' 'To begin with,' said the Cat, 'a dog’s not mad. You grant that?' I suppose so, said Alice. 'Well then,' the Cat went on, 'you see a dog growls when it’s angry, and wags its tail when it’s pleased. Now I growl when I’m pleased, and wag my tail when I’m angry. Therefore I’m mad.'